It's a rant. A big one.

I have intentionally not blogged in a few days. I have been stressed out over multiple life things and I haven't been very cheerful lately and I have already had my fair share of complaining blogs. I probably shouldn't be doing it now, but I have a few things I need to get off of my chest, and anyone I can actually talk to has already heard it a million times! So, in no particular order:

1. I hate you At the Beach. Tanning lotion does nothing for you, stop harassing me about it EVERYDAY. It also does not reverse the UV damage done to your DNA. Seriously, they have a poster that lists that as one of the reasons to use it. There has to be something illegal about that.

2. Mom, I don't like that Mary feels that she has to throw me a wedding shower just because none of your friends are throwing me one. And, why aren't they?! If one of your friends refers to herself as my "aunt", then she should throw me a freaking shower. (sorry if I sound like a brat, I just think it's weird)

3. Some wedding-related people who will remain anonymous, please do not complain about spending money to come to my wedding or any of the events surrounding the wedding. It makes me feel awkward. What do you want me to do, send you a reimbursement check? If you don't want to be in/at the wedding, then just say so because I'm tired of it. You have all had 16 months to save up for anything that you might be attending. I'm sorry that you did not think to save a little each month. Please do not discuss money in relation to my wedding with me because I can tell you how much it is costing and then you wouldn't complain anymore.

4. I hate you Envelopperinc. All I wanted to do was exchange some freaking paper and you are trying to single handedly ruin my life. No, I will not accept a credit of $70 for my $300+ purchase and pay an additional $70 for the paper I need. You have not heard the last of me.

5. If you are throwing us a couples shower, we are so grateful. But, when you call my fiance at 9pm on a Sunday when he literally just got off of a plane, and he tells you that, please do not be rude the next day and say "so now you'll talk to me". It makes me not like you. Especially when you continued to have an entire conversation with him after he told you he just got home. And then please do not be rude AGAIN when we tell you that we do not want to have our shower on a Friday night because that Sunday is Easter. The shower is going to be on SATURDAY! That is not Sunday. And people who work cannot just up and drive to Lawton for a Friday night wedding shower. I'm sorry we are putting you out. You offered to do this for us.

6. Oklahoma Tax Commission, thank you for making my Tuesday worse when I didn't think it was possible. No I will not pay you $300 for my 2005 tax return. You, Carl the Auditor, will be very sad that you drew my return when I call you later this week. Sometimes it does pay to work in the tax field.

I am going to stop. That is the majority of my frustrations at the moment. That, and the fact that my left jaw is really painful and I can't close that side of my mouth. Mary's mom said it's probably stress. Huh, maybe...